tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78111472795001393622024-02-06T18:53:02.012-08:00It's Joke Time!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7811147279500139362.post-35581309998725180292010-10-25T22:42:00.001-07:002010-10-25T22:42:24.318-07:00Big Sale<div class="wlWriterHeaderFooter" style="float:none; margin:0px; padding:4px 0px 4px 0px;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?href=http://jokesfromatoz.blogspot.com/2010/10/big-sale.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; width:450px; height:80px"></iframe></div><p>It was the day of the big sale.</p> <p>Rumours of the sale were the main reason for the long line that formed by 7:30, the store’s opening time, in from of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses. On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again.</p> <p>As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line… “That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don’t open the store!”</p> <p><em><font size="1">Source: Megabest Jokes as compiled by Pugalenthii</font></em></p> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7811147279500139362.post-64586423001461247022010-10-25T22:22:00.001-07:002010-10-25T22:23:00.181-07:00Businessman<div class="wlWriterHeaderFooter" style="float:none; margin:0px; padding:4px 0px 4px 0px;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?href=http://jokesfromatoz.blogspot.com/2010/10/businessman.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; width:450px; height:80px"></iframe></div><p>A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.</p> <p>Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.</p> <p>Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”</p> <p>The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”</p> <p><em><font size="1">Source: Megabest Jokes Business as compiled by Pugalenthii</font></em></p> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7811147279500139362.post-51060618446611080232010-10-25T21:12:00.000-07:002010-11-24T04:48:10.582-08:00Difference Between Boys and Girls<div class="wlWriterHeaderFooter" style="float:none; margin:0px; padding:4px 0px 4px 0px;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?href=http://jokesfromatoz.blogspot.com/2010/10/difference-between-boys-and-girls.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; width:450px; height:80px"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center; clear: both" class="separator"><a style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNhA7Cg138sc2Z-SFV6Be8xquBns3hqsLhL2jcatS04p24CHFVjq23xUi4wRT9nTzld6Ig8tAY2UMSQqf8h3vmjn69Z1rYnoHzYj8ocREfJUsIW2KYd82b12bNHyGmiHYJJRQXx2x-Xvs/s1600/MB900434401.JPG" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNhA7Cg138sc2Z-SFV6Be8xquBns3hqsLhL2jcatS04p24CHFVjq23xUi4wRT9nTzld6Ig8tAY2UMSQqf8h3vmjn69Z1rYnoHzYj8ocREfJUsIW2KYd82b12bNHyGmiHYJJRQXx2x-Xvs/s1600/MB900434401.JPG"></a></div>Question: What is the difference between girls and boys in a university?<br><br>Answer: Girls go for the facts and boys for the figures...<br><br><span style="font-size: x-small"><i>Source: For Bright People Only as compiled by Sonny A. Mendoza</i></span> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7811147279500139362.post-18230703902517411322010-10-25T20:30:00.000-07:002010-10-25T21:38:19.390-07:00Beauty<div class="wlWriterHeaderFooter" style="float:none; margin:0px; padding:4px 0px 4px 0px;"><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?href=http://jokesfromatoz.blogspot.com/2010/10/beauty.html" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; width:450px; height:80px"></iframe></div><div style="text-align: center; clear: both" class="separator"><a style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0j1Kuw_VYr0D0ErrKw_m9SvYNaFzgTod7U_euMr17bmBGYrXENrQDLd-4DUvPLMSfT80IUUm7Jl07SgXzGrZ49E6KlH_H3h6hTO_cDeF90nYZxtbR23ViRR7g0B1IfcAxRihTmETAeII/s1600/preview3.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0j1Kuw_VYr0D0ErrKw_m9SvYNaFzgTod7U_euMr17bmBGYrXENrQDLd-4DUvPLMSfT80IUUm7Jl07SgXzGrZ49E6KlH_H3h6hTO_cDeF90nYZxtbR23ViRR7g0B1IfcAxRihTmETAeII/s1600/preview3.jpg"></a></div><br> <div style="text-align: center">Question: Why is an average woman would rather have beauty than brains?</div> <div style="text-align: center"><br></div> <div style="text-align: center">Answer: Because an average man can see better than he can think...</div> <div style="text-align: center"><br></div> <div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: x-small"><i>Source: For Bright People Only as compiled by Sonny A. Mendoza</i></span> </div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7811147279500139362.post-56547710116820287522010-10-25T20:21:00.000-07:002010-10-25T21:48:58.887-07:00Career Path<div class="wlWriterHeaderFooter" style="float: none; margin: 0px; padding: 4px 0px;"><iframe frameborder="0" scrolling="no" src="http://www.facebook.com/widgets/like.php?href=http://jokesfromatoz.blogspot.com/2010/10/career-path.html" style="border: medium none; height: 80px; width: 450px;"></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGKnqKm-FqFcpXVU7Nz_4oU1xOL9Bn_Ao7vwndI2xYp5CyXvqLxj619FgykZe6_krxWKE4xAco_gC_y-fbnEoi-gMSO_8G1aCNxruiuftp1GWQyiNsWfsY4eHw8TUWR_E7bUgELlpyouc/s1600/MH900434743.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="125" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGKnqKm-FqFcpXVU7Nz_4oU1xOL9Bn_Ao7vwndI2xYp5CyXvqLxj619FgykZe6_krxWKE4xAco_gC_y-fbnEoi-gMSO_8G1aCNxruiuftp1GWQyiNsWfsY4eHw8TUWR_E7bUgELlpyouc/s320/MH900434743.JPG" width="482" /></a></div>Daughter: "Yes, I've graduated; but now I want to learn more about psychology, philosophy, anthro....."<br />
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Practical Mother: "Stop! I have arranged a thorough course for you in roastology, bakeology, sticthology, damology, patchology, and general domestic husteology."<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>Source: Humors for Winning Success by Dr. Tom Andres</i></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0